You have heard of several journeys made for buried treasure, sacred pilgrimages, and food. Yep you heard me, food. my girlfriend and i have made the greatest discovery of all time. The best chicken wings ever. we embark on our journey from her house on glorious steeds called bicycles. according to her grandfather we are just giving our butts a ride. Anyways we go on a 5 mile up hill both ways trek to get our chicken wings at a little store in the middle of nowhere called fat bobs, and bob believe it or not is't really fat at all hes more like a twig. I would have named it anerexian bobs but thats just me. Anyways We each get 12 wings a piece and don't gain a single pound Because the ride gets ride of about 20 pounds and you gain that much eating there. its like the perfect diet. eat all you want and you have to exercise to eat. Fantastic! WORKS GREAT and Like tony the tiger THERE GRRRR-EAT!!!

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Pesto yes pesto. you see if you walking down the street and you see green noodles flying at you just scream Brittany and duck. you see i was eating dinner at her house and i seen that she was getting her food and then it happen. FLYING PESTO at everything the other food and and all of the drinks. and just missed everyone else. the pesto and also covered the entire table. i learned a very valuable lesson. dont you remember back in the day when the men served the women well i think that was done for a good reason. so the men did not end up with the food on themselves instead of the plate.

the cooking expo

have you ever cooked with someone who was just learning how to use a gas stove well i have. tell ya what its a pretty scary sight. one moment your fine and you two are getting along and the next thing you know after you show them how to butter the pan they turn the stove on when your hunched over the burner trying to get a spice. guess what it was't my niece who was with me it was my girlfriend trying to collect early life insurance.

the laugh

you know i was out reading the free trader looking for some good cars. i seen that there was a 1995 Taurus for sale. it said excellent condition and great body. Then i called them and they told me that the body had holes in it and the bumper was missing and the back light was broken. but he did say it had a brand new sound system with the works. Oh yea and the tires were completely down to the wire and had to be replaced. but the person was completely stuck to the idea that the car was completely in great condition. i told the person that i would consider his great car. because i was completely sure it would run fine