depression

tell ya what when you have a good day and the sun is out and there is not a single cloud in the sky and the birds are out. well if ya have me to then the next day comes and you have to deal with rain dark clouds high winds and gloomy skys. that just ruins the day. tell you what there is nothing worse than a gloomy crappy day that makes you feel like it is never going to get better.

mind flex

The mind flex game is used by using you "mind". Yes your mind this is in cool invention. this game is used by registering your brain movement. although you probably would look like your constipated trying to play. well if you don't believe me look at this picture above. this guy looks like he hasn't went in three years. over all it is quite a fun game or at least a fun game to watch others play.

technology advancements

this glove is the next generation in technology. this little glove is capable of having 30 programmable keys. this is a good idea for gaming or surfing the web. but this technology doesnt end there. the USB connector has a gold plate for maximuim connectivity and the tops can be interchanged to suit your likes.

over all i givve this a 9 star rating out of 10

whats your intake?

the wrong question

I was getting down getting ready for breakfast and and I grabbed the cereal and poured it in a bowl

then I went to the fridge and grabbed the milk and then I smelled it. the worst smell that could ever happen in morning. i then put the milk down and asked my mother who was right beside me if she was sure the milk was still good. she replied well of course it is I just put some in my coffee and it taste great dear. so me being foolish believed her so i put some in my cereal. i did it and i should have believed myself. the milk that day gave me a really bad stomach ache. i had bowel problems which were gussy and uncomfortably. when i got picked up my mother said to me wats the matter boy. well only the milk i had that gave me a ton of cold symtoms nothing. she was still persistant that she was correct so when she got home she had a bowl of cereal. and all to be said she also got sick the very next day:)

" the end "

You have heard of several journeys made for buried treasure, sacred pilgrimages, and food. Yep you heard me, food. my girlfriend and i have made the greatest discovery of all time. The best chicken wings ever. we embark on our journey from her house on glorious steeds called bicycles. according to her grandfather we are just giving our butts a ride. Anyways we go on a 5 mile up hill both ways trek to get our chicken wings at a little store in the middle of nowhere called fat bobs, and bob believe it or not is't really fat at all hes more like a twig. I would have named it anerexian bobs but thats just me. Anyways We each get 12 wings a piece and don't gain a single pound Because the ride gets ride of about 20 pounds and you gain that much eating there. its like the perfect diet. eat all you want and you have to exercise to eat. Fantastic! WORKS GREAT and Like tony the tiger THERE GRRRR-EAT!!!

its a bird its a plane no its ...

Pesto yes pesto. you see if you walking down the street and you see green noodles flying at you just scream Brittany and duck. you see i was eating dinner at her house and i seen that she was getting her food and then it happen. FLYING PESTO at everything the other food and and all of the drinks. and just missed everyone else. the pesto and also covered the entire table. i learned a very valuable lesson. dont you remember back in the day when the men served the women well i think that was done for a good reason. so the men did not end up with the food on themselves instead of the plate.

the cooking expo

have you ever cooked with someone who was just learning how to use a gas stove well i have. tell ya what its a pretty scary sight. one moment your fine and you two are getting along and the next thing you know after you show them how to butter the pan they turn the stove on when your hunched over the burner trying to get a spice. guess what it was't my niece who was with me it was my girlfriend trying to collect early life insurance.

the laugh

you know i was out reading the free trader looking for some good cars. i seen that there was a 1995 Taurus for sale. it said excellent condition and great body. Then i called them and they told me that the body had holes in it and the bumper was missing and the back light was broken. but he did say it had a brand new sound system with the works. Oh yea and the tires were completely down to the wire and had to be replaced. but the person was completely stuck to the idea that the car was completely in great condition. i told the person that i would consider his great car. because i was completely sure it would run fine

Has this ever happend to you?

on a friday afternoon all was good. i walking with a friend to the college when i looked and seen a kid using a cellphone. thats completly normal right. not the next part when i started to see the kid throw part of the phone out. next he actually threw the phone. this part was wierd why would someone throw there phone, exspecially a blackberry. i walked up and picked up the cell phone and put in my pocket and ran up to the kid and told him he that he dropped his phone he said it wasn't his. ok so what were you doin with it. he said i just makin a prank phone call. i looked at him and walked away. when i got to the college the phone rang i ignored it b/c i was talking to my friend. i decided to look at the number the number said home. so i called and asaked who it was the kid answered and told me who he was and where he lived. i told him that i was going to bring it to him. i did but while i was waiting for brittany at the college the girl got a call saying that her little brother had lost his cell phone. i started to chuckle. after brittany got done her class i told her the story and she said ok lets go give it to him. while in the car she said what college student lost the cell phone. i told her that i mentioned nothing of the sort of a college student that the cell phone was actually a high school students. when we got to his house the kid came running out with his socks and his tee shirt and shorts. i handed him the phone and told him that he was lucky i picked it up rather than somebody else.

The End

the squell

The hired singer at the church is supposed to help every spiritually. Then again the organist at my church makes you want to jump out the window and become atheist. If that man is supposed to be a helper of a man above but i dont think anything could live if its above his voice. this man makes birds fall from the sky. just kidding he is actually a nice man. you must forgive him, as he doesn't know as to what he does. if you only heard his organ playing skills you would think his voice would be gentle. he plays the organ like a messenger of god himself. if this man has a spot in heaven its for his organ playing NOT HIS SINGING. imagine this a man thats mother and farther are hank william senior and elvis presley. this man voice has distuction force just watch: that blue beam thats his voice.

The final cage

In school im in this web designing class where i get to make my own web pages and designn things on a computer that i would never have thought of doing.if you would like to check it out feel free its the craziest site about the final fantasy games adn hopefully it will exspand to cover all games http://sites.google.com/site/finalfantasytrilogyrevolution1/home/walthrough